My hotel has grown on me over the last six weeks. Sure the lighting is dim, the carpet and drapes are The Shining red and the plumbing is off-and-on, but the staff are friendly, I occasionally get set up in the penthouse suite at no extra cost, and there is free wireless. But the best thing about my hotel is the menu:
10. Velvety of French beau [green beans]
9. Shrimp jumped in the vegetables [I eat this one regularly]
8. Duck breast wipes in sweet wine of the country
7. Flackes of zebu
6. Pavement of chocolate in vanilla perfume [fudge in chantilly]
5. Duet of shrimp and squid oyster wipes
4. Has supper half moon [yeah, no idea]
3. Crudeness of garden
2. Toffly [for dessert]
and…
1. Chicken breast wipes/forestiere/basque woman
